Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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