Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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