I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
