Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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