HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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