ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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