You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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