so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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