Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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