It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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