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My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Holy sore nipples Batman
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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