Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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