I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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