69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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