I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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