ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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