You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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