i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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