Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Mom said you looked used
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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