She's JV to your varsity
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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