I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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