Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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