she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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