dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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