And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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