Its about making memories worth repressing
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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