I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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