he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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