You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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