Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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