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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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