I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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