Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
