i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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