Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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