normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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