I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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