Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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