actually, I'm a sock model
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I want to fling myself into the sun
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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