girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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