I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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