the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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