Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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