My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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