just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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