Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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