where am i from again
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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