I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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