dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
50% drunk capacity currently
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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