what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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