FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
