5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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