He uses pillows to masturbate.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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