How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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