I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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