Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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